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| Name | WOKE MATHS of Student Activism |
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| Video Discription | SHARE, LIKE & SUBSCRIBE. Support the channel: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=56069659 Sign up to the Website: https://www.splitthefacts.com/ A professor helps us understand the mathematical principles of the phenomena collectively known as Wokeism. #Woke #Satire #Parody #Professor #Maths #mathematics #mathslecture #lecture #algebra Transcript: Velcome, My name is Professor Wolfgang Hoppenschweinenburger and today we will be taking a little peek at the mathematical principles of student activism. It is a vonderful way to spend an afternoon (laugh) Now, let’s have a look If ve take ze same Bracket from a vokiesm formula (x+c) and multiply this by inflated ego E minus meaningful employment opportunities O we get a student activist (a) Ze lack of employment opportunities is in direct relation with annual ze number of applicants for obscenely irrelevant academic courses. If ze course zey spending time in learning teaches zem nothing of value, zen zey cannot add value! In fact, if ve simply multiply XC on it’s own, we get N, no job, if we take no job N and multiply it by (academic outlook (y) + government benefits b) = adult activist, (a) Because it’s actually exactly ze same as the ze student activist ve can simply list zem both as (a) and if you take (a) You can take (a) activism and multiply it by (w/h) or as, ve know it, intolerance. = violence v minus the square root of decency, d. Which of course means that you must have a sufficiently high level of moral decency to prevent activism multiplied by intolerance becoming violence. Now decency d can be calculated as attention to global issues g + attention to local issues L-cubed. Which of course, means, if you are solely focused on global issue, ignoring the significance of localised issues, you vill have a far lower level of decency. Ven ve say localised issues, ve means vones personal behaviours as opposed to vat vone professes to stand for. Zer is no point in telling ze world to love each other if you treats the people around you vith contempt (laugh) So, if vone puts ze bulk of zer attention into zer personal behaviour, ze square root of decency vill be a high enough value to prevent violence v becoming a positive value and zerefore becoming manifest Zer is no necessary negativity in activism, vithout activism ve would have had none of ze great scientific breakthroughs! (laugh) but ven… (x + c) intellectually inadequate student plus obscenely irrelevant academic course, become positive values, zay become intellectually adequate student + relevant academic course, making ze activism value positive also. Zis kind of activism is ze vone zat personally embodies ze change von is demanding in others! Oh, ze vonder of mathematics. Good day! |
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