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When South Park bans marijuana, Randy and Towelie introduce the latest Tegridy product, bringing Christmas Spirits to a new high.
"Christmas Snow" S23
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INT. LIVING ROOM - TEGRIDY FARMS - DAY
Randy and Towelie are sitting at the couch smoking Christmas Special and making labels
for new jars - they are pretty coked out.
RANDY
(takes a drag, then-)
Our Christmas special is so amazing. I don't know
how we're gonna keep up with all the demand!
TOWELIE
I know! I know! I can't print labels fast enough!
RANDY
We need to get more help we're never gonna get
enough done in time! HEY SHELLEY HEY SHELLEY HEY
SHELLEY!
His POV - Shelley appears in the doorway to his right.
SHELLEY
WHAT?!
RANDY
HEY SHELLEY CAN YOU HELP US MAKE LABELS FOR THE
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL?!
SHELLEY
NO I'M not helping you with your stupid blow!!!
Shelley storms off.
RANDY
Oh great. My daughter had a marijuana problem and
now she has a problem with cocaine.
A loud BANG at the front door doesn't really sound like a knock.
RANDY
Ahp, that must be more customers!
Randy crosses to the door.
From outside the house we see Randy opening the door just as a county worker is putting a
chain with a sign in front of his door. One worker is KNOCKING by hammering in the chain
with a nail. The sign says 'CLOSED UNTIL JANUARY 2'
RANDY
What the hell is this?
The county worker stands up.
COUNTY WORKER
New ordinance has been passed by the county. No
Marijuana sales until after the holidays.
RANDY
Hey! Fuck you! Who has that kind of power?!
COUNTY WORKER
Look I just do what I'm told, man. Happy Holidays.
He walks away as Randy tries to walk past the chain still holding his joint.
RANDY
Hey but-- You can't do this!!!!
Back inside the house Randy rushes up to Towelie.
RANDY
They just shut down our business!
TOWELIE
What are you talking about?!
RANDY
We can't sell marijuana during the holidays.
TOWELIE
What are we gonna do?!
Randy walks towards camera.
RANDY
We can't give up on the Christmas special. People
NEED it. I think I know a way around this.
EXT. SNOW COVERED TEGRIDY FIELDS - DAY
The camera flies above the snowy crops (basically the first shot of the Tegridy open but
with snow) and ACOUSTIC GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS.
NARRATOR
There's somethin' about the holiday season.
SHOT - Towelie on the Tegridy Farms sign with a candy cane (the white elephant shot) He
smiles and waves at camera.
NARRATOR
Folks seem a little nicer... The days a little more
special.
SHOT - Parents on a couch watching their kids run around the Christmas tree with toys.
NARRATOR
And sometimes we all need a little pick me up but
without any added ingredients.
Product placement shot - A jar from Tegridy farms floating towards camera. It's label is:
NARRATOR
Introducing MARIJUANA FREE Christmas Snow from
Tegridy farms.
SHOT - The jar is poured onto a table revealing it's nothing but a shitload of coke.
NARRATOR
All the festive snow you love without that pesky
marijuana.
SHOT - Slow Track in on Randy in cowboy gear leaning against a post and staring at the
sunset. Like a Marlboro man.
NARRATOR
Because there's nothin' like a warm fire, some
holiday presents.
REVERSE - Randy's eyes are wide open and his teeth are clinched as he stares at camera
and licks his lips.
NARRATOR
And a little Rocky Mountain Cocaine.
STOCK VIDEO SHOTS - Super cheesy holiday shots of men and women being cozy by Christmas
Trees and doing other holiday stuff.
NARRATOR
During Christmas don't you want YOUR cocaine to be
organic, pure and locally grown?
STOCK FOOTAGE SHOTS of people snorting cocaine.
NARRATOR
Cocaine that's grown locally has never been
smuggled, so the only ass it's going to be up - is
yours.
Back to the product placement shot.
NARRATOR
Marijuana Free Christmas Snow. Now available from
Tegridy Farms. It's cocaine that's Farm to Nostril. |
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