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| Name | Mr. Garrison Wishes You a Merry F&*#ing Christmas - SOUTH PARK |
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| Video Discription | Mr. Garrison teaches the kids about Christmas around the world with a song called "Merry Fucking Christmas." "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" S03 Subscribe to South Park: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7R27sAWc_DqOldtI1JcYhQ?sub_confirmation=1 Watch more South Park: https://www.youtube.com/southpark About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: https://cart.mn/episodes Shop official South Park merch: https://cart.mn/shop Follow South Park: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/southpark Twitter: https://twitter.com/southpark Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/southpark #SouthPark #SouthParkS03 INT. MR. HANKEY'S LIVING ROOM - DAY MR. HANKEY Oh boy, that was a super song. And now let's hear from the school teacher, Mr. Garrison. INT. CLASSROOM - DAY MR. GARRISON Okay, children, let's take our seats. Today we're gonna learn how different cultures around the world celebrate the holiday seasons. KIDS Moan. MR. GARRISON Now pay attention- MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS MR. GARRISON I heard there is no Christmas In the silly Middle East No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus They have different religious beliefs They believe in Mohammed And not in our holiday And so every December I go to the Middle East and say Hey there, Mister Muslim MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! Put down that book 'The Koran' And hear some holiday wishes In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus' birthday So get off your heathen Muslim ass AND FUCKING CELEBRATE! There is no holiday season In India I've heard They don't hang up their stockings And that is just absurd They've never read a Christmas story They don't know what Rudolph is about And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout Hey there, Mister Hinduist MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! Drink eggnog and eat some beef And pass it to the missus In case you haven't noticed It's Jesus' birthday So get off your heathen Hindu ass AND FUCKING CELEBRATE! Now I heard that in Japan Everyone just lives in sin They prey to several Gods And put needles in their skin On December twenty-fifth All they do is eat a cake And that is why I go to Japan And walk around and say Hey there, Mister Shintoist MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum In case you haven't noticed There's festive things to do So let's all rejoice for Jesus MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO YOU! On Christmas day I travel 'round the world and say Taoist, Krishnas, Buddhists And all you atheists too MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO YOU! CLAPPING. MR. GARRISON (CONT'D) Thank you, Mr. Hat. |
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