However, nothing can convey the grimness of Disaster Movie, which would be the Worst Movie Ever Made were it actually a movie at all. The latest in an increasingly woeful series of skit-based pastiches, this managed to play its entire length without a single laugh. Far from spoofing disaster movies, it has a vague plot based on Cloverfield and uses it to do random impressions of Amy Winehouse, Iron Man, Hulk, Hancock, Hannah Montana, Jumper, Speed Racer, Hellboy and Night at the Museum
'It's a 12A,' we were told at the start. It would have to be, because only 12-year-olds (and film critics) would recognise these spoofs. Help is at hand, though, because someone always shouts out: 'Hey, Miley Cyrus' or: 'Hey, Sex and the City girls' and, even when a giant pretend panda enters doing kung fu: 'Hey, Kung Fu Panda.' Thanks for that.