The Cosmonaut Variety Hour

Creating the worst videos ever made

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Don't have a ton of disposable income? Thats A-OKAY. Patrons in this tier get a big warm thank you from all of us here at the Cosmodrome! Every little dollar counts and we appreciate your love and support! You will also gain access to all channel updates that we post to Patreon!

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Do you like BONUS CONTENT? We sure hope so. In this tier you can get most of the benefits that we're offering! This includes the following:

Full commentary tracks from our new show, the Cosmonaut Picture Show! You'll be able to watch along with the Cosmonauts with the full, uncut audio track from the show!

Cosmonaut Highlight Reel: Fun, edited videos of our best stream moments! Dan works tirelessly to scrub through our insanely long streams so you guys can get the best parts!

Sleepy Time With Meghan: IT RETURNS! Meghan will produce a full episode of her ASMR parody show every month for Patrons in this tier!

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TEN DOLLARS? How generous of you! In this tier you get all of the above rewards, PLUS the following:

A discount in the official Cosmonaut Merch Store!

Thank-you-credits at the end of our big video uploads!

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This tier allows you to have a behind-the-scenes look at the shows we make! Along with the above rewards, you also gain

full, uncut scripts for each Cosmonaut Rant! Read the segments that Marcus ends up cutting in the final videos! (Be warned, Marcus is not very good at writing) PLUS, you gain access to some of our SECRET stream archives! Never miss a stream again!

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